Wednesday, September 21, 2016

The 10 Commandments of Facebook.


The 10 Commandments of FACEBOOK.
Thou Shalt....

1. Not have a profile photo of your baby scan or your baby that looketh like a potato

2. Not change your profile photo every 15 minutes to yet another selfie taken at the gym or in the toilet!


3. Not end sentences with o'clock or .com

4. Realise no one cares how far thou hast run (unless it was from a bear or tiger)

5. Not seeking attention by posting cryptic passive aggressive statuses (thou knowest who thou art)

6. Not inundate people with requests to play games about sweeties. Thou art not 12!

7. Lear that they're, their and there all have different meanings.

8. Not tag hugely unflattering photos of your friends for your own amusement.

9. No constantly post BS inspirational quotes

10. Actually just enjoy your night out or holiday rather than spending it uploading 1,362 photos to Facebook.


Remember, this is just a bit of fun to tease your family and friends so take it as such.

Please share and lets all enjoy a laugh or three...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

that is true about the ten commandments of facebook....

Julie Dewar said...

Laughing like an idiot....

Anonymous said...

A Baptist Church members went out on the streets and ask 200 people that were in a relationship or married.

The question what do you believe is the biggest problem preventing your relationship from growing in the right direction.

They all replied social media.

Put down your phone and engage with your friend, family member, loved one.