Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Never Mess With Senior Citizens!

A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..

When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" 
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. 

She insisted on speaking to the Manager. 

The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and you could have." 

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here." 
"But I didn't go to any of those shows.." She Pleaded.

"Well, we have them, and you could have." was the reply.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, 
"But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his 
standard response. 

After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. 

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. 
"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me." 

"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

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Anonymous said...

This just made my day! Thank you for sharing...

Anonymous said...

This just made my evening....lol! I loved it!!!!

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Unknown said...

Loved it, can't trick a senior!!

Connie said...

OMG TY for that you made my morning

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Love this story.

Tazie said...

Oh my goodness 😂 old lady is someone you don't want to play with

Anonymous said...

That was too funny 😂 😂😂❤️

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Loved the story about the senior!

Anonymous said...

Especially a senior lady from Texas. You don’t have a chance.

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Anonymous said...

Loved it, needed a good laugh.