Showing posts with label Make You Smile. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Make You Smile. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Whats Your Naughty New Years Resolution.


Well it's New Year and we all make our resolutions
but what will be your "Naughty One"?

Just take the first initial of your first name
and the month you were born.

Put them together and there you have it.

Just a little fun to make you smile going into the New Year.

This is just a little fun to give you a laugh going into the
New Year, please take it in the spirit it's intended.

Monday, December 14, 2020

Whatever You Do, Don't Mess With Senior Citizens.

A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..


When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" 
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. 

She insisted on speaking to the Manager. 

The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk,

Don't worry about walking a mile in my shoes.


Don't worry about walking a mile in my shoes,
just try a day thinking in my head!

Friday, December 11, 2020

What is Your Christmas Elf name?



Your Christmas Elf Name.


Get into the Christmas spirit and see if you, your family
and your good friends have a special Christmas Elf name.

Simply take the first letter of your first name and the month you were born and then use the key above. Don't forget to leave a comment either here or on Facebook :)

Let's have some fun this Christmas




 

Monday, May 4, 2020

Happy Monday - It's Star Wars Day - May the 4th be with you!

WHY IS MAY THE 4TH CALLED STAR WARS DAY?

"May the 4th be with you." What started as pun warmly shared by fans has become a full-fledged Star Wars holiday: Star Wars Day, a special once-a-year celebration of the galaxy far, far away.

One of the earliest known records of “May the 4th” used in popular culture is in 1979, as described here by author Alan Arnold while he was chronicling the making of The Empire Strikes Back for Lucasfilm:

FRIDAY, MAY 4
“Margaret Thatcher has won the election and become Britain’s first woman prime minister. To celebrate their victory her party took a half page of advertising space in the London Evening News. This message, referring to the day of victory, was ‘May the Fourth Be With You, Maggie. Congratulations,’ further proof of the extent to which Star Wars has influenced us all.”

Once the Internet allowed Star Wars fans around the world to connect with one another, May the 4th soon became a grassroots tradition each year, with fans online and offline proclaiming it “Star Wars Day.”

While the idea of May the 4th did not start with Lucasfilm, the film company that created Star Wars has fully embraced the spirit of fandom that makes the day so special. StarWars.com, as well as the official Star Wars social media channels (hashtag #StarWarsDay), help spread the word and showcase fan activity. More and more official partners have offered sales, giveaways, and exclusives, and have hosted parties and other activities to honor the day.

Ultimately, as Star Wars Day was created by the fans, it is truly their day. Hosting movie marathons, sharing greetings on social media, cooking Star Wars recipes -- there are no wrong ways to celebrate May the 4th, and each year we're amazed at the creative ways that fans mark the occasion. With Star Wars alive like never before, we hope you'll join in this year.

May the 4th be with you.

Saturday, April 18, 2020

So, Who were you in a past life?



Who were you in a past life?

Have you ever wondered who you were in a past life?

It’s easy to find out. All you need to do is take the word that is associated with your birth month, The word associated with your first name and finally the caption that links to the first number in your street address.

Put them together and you will know what you were in a past life!

Just a little fun to share with family & friends :-)

Image courtesy of Tarot.com - check it out!

Saturday, March 14, 2020

Wednesday, January 1, 2020

The Swearing at Work Memo.



Have you ever been at work and felt frustrated with colleagues, the management or even spoken with people who think they know everything better than you?


Yes? - Take a look at these 13 "Try Saying" phrases.

These will crack you up.

If it makes you laugh, you have to share it
on Facebook so others can enjoy too.

Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Whats Your Naughty New Years Resolution for 2020.


Well it's New Year and we all make our resolutions
but what will be your "Naughty One"?

Just take the first initial of your first name
and the month you were born.

Put them together and there you have it.

Just a little fun to make you smile going into 2020.

This is just a little fun to give you a laugh going into the
New Year, please take it in the spirit it's intended.

Sunday, November 17, 2019

Who were you in a past life?



Who were you in a past life?


Have you ever wondered who you were in a past life?

It’s easy to find out. All you need to do is take the word that is associated with your birth month, The word associated with your first name and finally the caption that links to the first number in your street address.

Put them together and you will know what you were in a past life!

Just a little fun to share with family & friends :-)

Image courtesy of Tarot.com - check it out!

Sunday, October 27, 2019

What Is Your Halloween Name?


What's Your Halloween Name?

To find yours, take the first letter of your first name
and the name associated with it.

Take the last letter of your last name
and the name associated with it.

Finally, the day you were born....

Put all 3 together and you have your Halloween Name.

Enjoy and I hope your name brings you a happy and safe Halloween as well as a few laughs.

Friday, September 6, 2019

Discover Your Beautiful Angel Name.


What Is Your Beautiful Angel Name?


Its easy to find out. Just take the month you were born
and the name associated with it.
Take the first initial of your first name
and the name associated with it.

Put them together and you have your Beautiful Angel Name.

May yours bring you luck, blessings and comfort.

Thursday, June 27, 2019

Mum Was Right.


By the time a woman realises her mother was right,
she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong!

Having a friend like me.


A smile is a sign of joy.
A laugh is a sign of happiness.
Having a friend like me is a sign of freakin good taste.

Saturday, April 20, 2019

What's Your Easter Bunny Name?


This year, Easter falls on Sunday 21st April 2019
but what's your "Easter Bunny Name"


We all have an "Easter Bunny Name"
and Its easy to find out what yours is...

Just take the first initial of your first name and
the month you were born.

Put them together and you will hatch
your "Easter Bunny Name"

Just a little fun for you to share :)

Sunday, February 3, 2019

*** NEWSFLASH ***


NEWSFLASH

The earth revolves around the sun. I just wanted to clear that up because some people think the world revolves around them!

Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Facebook ~ It's a Strange Place.

Facebook ~ It's a Strange Place

The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started and liars believe you are telling the truth.
Your enemies visit your profile the most yet your friends and family block you and even though you write what you are
really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way and people think your status is about them.

Sunday, January 27, 2019

Mother Is Always Right.


By the time a woman realises her mother was right,
she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong!

Friday, January 25, 2019

A Woman's Prayer - The Funny Version.


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
one who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
and when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand,
massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen,
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other,
and relish visits from my mother.

Thursday, January 24, 2019

Try thinking a day in my head.


Don't worry about walking a mile in my shoes,
just try a day thinking in my head!