Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Don't Mess With Senior Citizens.

A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..


When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" 
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. 

She insisted on speaking to the Manager. 

The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and you could have." 

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here." 
"But I didn't go to any of those shows.." She Pleaded.

"Well, we have them, and you could have." was the reply.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, 
"But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his 
standard response. 

After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. 

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. 
"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me." 

"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

If this made you laugh, please share it with your family and friends :)

66 comments:

Anonymous said...

very cute to read,especially at this time of night......its a late hour and I really need to get to sleep.........made me laugh.

Gwen Bennett said...

Love it

Angela Hayse said...

Lol too funny

Anonymous said...

Now that was funny right there! Worth the Time to read the sign!

Nana said...

Hilarious, I needed a good laugh at this time of night. I just had to send it to my family.LOL I'm nearly 70...

Nana said...

Hilarious, I needed a good laugh at this time of night. I just had to send it to my family.LOL I'm nearly 70...

Anonymous said...

That was cute

VEENA said...

Its so hilarious .Hahahaha . I wanted 2 share with my friends but it wont look decent as I too am following in seniors category .

Janice Gagnon said...

VERY FUNNY

Patria Hernandez said...

That's right #NEVER mess with a #SeniorCitizen, we're too smart for any #BullShit.....especially by #IDIOTS

kelley powers said...

IT WAS CUTE , FUNNY , AND SMART !! A LITTLE TOO LONG THOUGH ..... :)

lukuba margre said...

Smart mummy.

sandip said...

Hilarious naany

sandip said...

Hilarious naany

Sue Tracey said...

Absolutely brilliant, love it.

Howard said...

Very funny, especially since I can think of a few ladies who would be about that bold.

Doris Abraham said...

I'm 82 and at this age I really need to LAUGH! That did it!

Abdulaziz Al-Wandawi said...

I heard it was a man and wife. When he was to pay $250 she came to rescue him and said to the manager: He will pay nothing for my price is $250 and I was there but you didn't sleep with me!!
Bless you.

Anonymous said...

I really enjoyed the story and kinda of cute it would of been my dads 70rip

Anonymous said...

There's through nothing like a cool old lady

Anonymous said...

this is a classic response that proves the gathering of sharp wit over the years

Davine Oliver said...

Luv It (That Was a Wise&Funny RETURN RESPONSE TO MNGR)!!! LMAO

Laura Ne Lums said...

Good to know, now I've something to look forward to for #55 next year 👙

Michael Hull said...

Like it! Cheered me up no end after a pressurised day at work.

Michael Hull said...

Like it! Cheered me up no end after a pressurised day at work.

Unknown said...

It sure made me laugh it was so cute and hilarious. This lady was pretty smart.

Unknown said...

It sure made me laugh it was so cute and hilarious. This lady was pretty smart.

Anonymous said...

hahaha....smart woman

Betty said...

Nothing wrong with her brain

Timothy Campbell said...

cute and funny.

sylvester idahosa said...

VERY INTELLIGENT & SMART WOMAN, I LOVE THAT.

Ryan Lew said...

Brilliantly naughty old lady.

Unknown said...

good revenge, hahaha

Abe said...

That's what a good response for missing up with a Senior Citizens.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! Made me realize that the more you go up the ladder of your senior years the more you become more smarter especially when you're take care of your health and just enjoy your senior years to the fullest..

Unknown said...

nice logic.. the manager doesn't realize what it mean.. lol

Anonymous said...

Clever!
We "old" broads ain't so dumb! ����

Anonymous said...

Too funny. Made me laugh, which I really needed. Thanks

Agnes said...

I needed a good deep down tummy laugh, I'm 90 and this little lady did exactly what I would have done - she stood her ground and gave a big whollup to the manager !!!!

Miss Lady T said...

Sent this to my daughter who turned 23 years old today. Just to give her a heads us and let her know what she has in store in roughly 50 years. LOL!

Carol said...

I admire the brave and smart old lady for her response on this case.

gloria argel said...

Thank God I am a Smart Sr. the Lady at the hotel is clever & smart. So, young people learn from us Seniors. She responded base on the reasons the Mgr. to collect payment for the unused services they had,& she she didn't ask for & didn't know it was there.So, if you go to expensive hotels don't pay! Reason out your right. You don't use!Don't pay!!!!

Lito said...

A classic intellectual art of tormenting your tormentor

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Anonymous said...

It is so funny you got to see it8

Anonymous said...

Very funny indeed. lol

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Anonymous said...

This is funny! This is one spunky old woman! I like it!

Unknown said...

Stingy old slut!!!! Lol.

Lois Bryant said...

That was very funny! I really enjoyed the laugh.

Jenny Mosher said...

Toink! 😂

Anonymous said...

Life is so short nothing like laughter in ones life, I wonder if that would work for me if I tried that LOL

Uppal said...

She outsmarted the manager so cleverly, ha ha ha!

Anonymous said...

I found this hilarious! I am 74 years old and can picture the whole scene at the check- out desk with the Manager.It immediately made me think of my mother who lived to be over a 100 years old, haha! She still had all her wits, a sharp mind, and a great sense of humor. That response was exactly what she would have said to the manager I am positive. Thank you for making my day, and my husband's also!

peckw2000. said...

Thanks for sharing! That's really uplifting and lovely...

People sometimes spent their days in a futile search for something else and had neglected to enjoy life. And yet it's not that hard to get. One of the blessings of growing older is that we don't have to work so hard for wisdom, if we don't take ourselves quite so seriously.

If we can maintain a modest posture as we move into our sixties and seventies and eighties, there may well prove to be a unique role we can play in society. People sometimes like to consult older heads they can safely trust before they make an important move, if they think we have some background experience relevant to their problem.

Anonymous said...

Well done granny well done.

Linda Riffe said...

I loved it to got a good laugh, needed it!!!!

Linda Riffe said...

Very well said!!!!

Anonymous said...

It's really fun, BUT if you sleep in a hotel you check out the price first, you pick the rate that fits your needs and if it's too expensive for you, or you don't need all the stuff they offer, YOU GO ELSEWHERE! They offer these entertainments and they have bills to pay and staff to pay. DON'T BE A STINGY OLD C*UNT and stay somewhere you consider overpriced. Nobody forced you to stay in a fancy hotel

Karen said...

First of all I am way into my 70's and look nowhere like the drawing. And even though I found the story amusing it didn't hit home because of my practical mind. She knew she way staying at a luxury hotel and being worldly wise as one is at that age would have known what the cost was and what its amenities were such as a provided breakfast, and she would have been told about it when she checked in.

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badbadkitty100 Martin said...

Oh My that was funny!! Thanks for sharing. I love to laugh.

Anonymous said...

This almost 70yo would have checked the room price before booking! She was a silly old woman... but witty when needed...

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