Wednesday, February 18, 2015

The Many Personalities of Facebook.

Below are the Top 12 categories of people on Facebook.

Just a little bit of fun between you and your friends. Enjoy.

1) The "Rooster" – Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" every day !! Their second status update is usually - yes, you guessed it "Goodnight"

2) The "Lurker" – Never posts or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they see you in public.

3) The "Hyena" – Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.

4) "Mr/Ms Popular" – Has 4,000 friends and 100,000 followers for NO reason

5) The "Gamer" – Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY and thinks that their entire friend list wants to join...

6) The "Cynic" – Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the sombre tone in ALL of their status updates.

7) The "Collector" – Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.

8) The "Promoter" – Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.

9) The "Liker" – Never actually says anything, but always clicks the "like" button

10) "Drama Queen/ King" – This person always posts stuff like "Ican't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong but then they never finish telling the story.

11) The "News" – Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary, and Lastly

12) The "Thief" – Steals status updates... and will probably steal this one instead of sharing it like everyone else.

Now, don't be the "Thief" :-) share this on your wall for your family and friends to enjoy :-)


June Givler said...

I'm not one of these but a combination of a few of them. No one cares anyway but I do agree with a number of others on FB.

June Givler said...

What it isn't 3:17 AM, but 10:15 P M.

Anonymous said...

None of these are me, but what gets me is some people put in soooo many posts and I read and like! When I put a few of mine in they hardly comment on mine!! They want everyone to comment on THEIR'S though !!

Paul dude said...

Maybe I Do NOT wanna Know ... Ignorance is Bliss .. lol

Anonymous said...

anyone who says none of these are them, I'd be very cautious about, cuz that's just a lie, lol. I'm actually a mixture of a few of them but who cares really; js

Anonymous said...

No 1 ever comment on my post or say LMFAO my post everyone sees but don't say or word I have a hand full of people and maybe a few following me not popular

Amanda said...

I’m a browser a liker and a teeny bit cynicismist ( not even a proper word but I like it) ����

Ivana Hodak said...

Thank you,this was fun to read ☺

Anonymous said...

You are so right!!!

Lisa Lisa said...

I can relate to all of it..i will post it.