Thursday, October 9, 2014

The Types Of People On Facebook


TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK:


Below are the 12 categories of people on Facebook.  
Just a little bit of fun between you and your friends. Enjoy.
1) The "Rooster" – Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" every day !!

2) The "Lurker" – Never posts or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they see you in public.


3) The "Hyena" – Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.

4) "Mr/Ms Popular" – Has 4,367 friends for NO reason

5) The "Gamer" – Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes
virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY

6) The "Cynic" – Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the sombre tone in ALL of their status updates. 

7) The "Collector" – Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes  fans of the most random stuff. 

8) The "Promoter" – Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete  or ignore.

9) The "Liker" – Never actually says anything, but always clicks the "like" button 


10) "Drama Queen/ King" – This person always posts stuff like "Ican't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that you will ask what happened,  or what's wrong but then they never finish telling the story.

11) The "News" – Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing  it with, no matter how arbitrary, and Lastly 


12) The "Thief" – Steals status updates... and will probably steal this one.

165 comments:

Anonymous said...

i am everyone of them

Anonymous said...

yeap i'm a little of everything mentioned above hehehe

Anonymous said...

I'm the Liker, and Thief on FB......lol

Anonymous said...

I would say, that I'm a 3, 9 and 12... It all depends on my mood... Lol

Anonymous said...

Gamma the Rooster , Got to tell the Peeps good morning and what she is up to.

erna said...

The Liker, that way I don't hurt anyone's feelings.

Anonymous said...

please do not send me me blogs ony facebook account any more. i cannot find the comments of my friends because it is too much. thanks
nora feldhausen

Anonymous said...

Im a liker

Anonymous said...

im just laughing

Anonymous said...

3,5,9 & 12

Dana Davis said...

5 and 12

Anonymous said...

Liker and Thief

Anonymous said...

None of the above really and not even close to any one,lol whats wrong with me ?

FairieMorgana Avalon said...

I'm none of them. I write things, share things, comment frequently, use FB for causes and not social reasons.

Theresa Wiza said...

Hmm, I'm not anywhere in your list. An occasional "liker," I'm more of a "poster" (of my own blogs) and a "commenter" (of my friends). I've never written LOL or LMAO – I prefer the old-fashioned, "funny" or "hilarious" and I use a lot of :) But then I have only about 500 friends. I know a lot of people who belong on your list though! :)

Anonymous said...

I guess I hit them all sooner or later. love it!

Anonymous said...

This is stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

DEPENDING ON THE DAY'S EVENTS OR HOW I FEEL PHYSICALLY OR EMOTIONALLY I CAN FIT ANY OF ALL OF THESE TERMS FOR THE USERS OF FB. I GUESS IN SOME WAYS WE ALL CAN SEE US IN THEM.
POETBJC

Anonymous said...

A little bit of me in all!

levy hermosa said...

this stuff is absolutely right,,who made it ? he got AAAAA....

Anonymous said...

IM 2 I them

Skot said...

im 1 and 11 ,. this is correct, but there are more types

Anonymous said...

The number 10 people are the ones who drive me INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You forgot one: The people that smart mouth and curse the animal and child molesters and SHARE them ... now that is ME.. and I do it with pure HATE!

Anonymous said...

a liker somtimes a post but not alot just dont have tyme

Fern said...

I don't fit anyone of these. I am a little of several of them though.

Anonymous said...

I like to share news, political stuff and feel good / religious type stuff - they don't have a category for me, but some people have mentioned that I post to much and get on their nerves! LOL! I don't care - I just like to share!

Anonymous said...

I like to share news, political stuff and feel good / religious type stuff - they don't have a category for me, but some people have mentioned that I post to much and get on their nerves! LOL! I don't care - I just like to share!

Anonymous said...

All of the above

Anonymous said...

Not sure

Anonymous said...

I believe im a liker n a thief ... (:

Anonymous said...

The rooster.To paste on fb good morning everyday.

Anonymous said...

You forgot me "The Preacher", am always posting sermons about God on my status updates.

Anonymous said...

Know me... the Social Scientist by choice and Degree - one who is compassionate about the plght of humanity, holds the highest regard for others, is humble in spirit, larger than life, an unonditional lover of all and a Child of GOD.

Anonymous said...

None of them. I get on to talk to friends & family I don't get to see very often if at all. And I share recipes or pictures of stuff I like. No games or any of that.

rottie strut said...

i can be all 12...if i had time...

Jamie Wilkins said...

I am probably a little bit of all 12 of these and quite a few more that aren't listed!

Anonymous said...

Number 9

Anonymous said...

LMAO

Anonymous said...

None really?

Anonymous said...

I can fit all applications or none. Possess my thoughts on things, some I share, other times I cannot. Sometimes out of that, I think on how much those I know are f'ed up beyond repair........ I just try to enjoy this, and even then, it is not an everyday deal that I can.

Anonymous said...

Now AS THE anonymous that is the above anonymous, would really love to tell a bunch of my people on a friend list to fuck off, they are full of shit, and they still rest on whatever " feeling" their spouse and medication tells them to, while ignoring those who got away from that,,,,, what do I know........ I dont. everything in life is a perception,, nothing more. Keep that it mind, only out perceptions is what makes us

Anonymous said...

I am opinionated and feel everyone should have access to my opinion. I don't mind disagreeing with someone's post and will. I don't have a problem with complimenting someone on a job well done... So there is no category that covers me.

Anonymous said...

I AM A THIEF!!

R. Jares said...

I am all of them combined into one awesome person! :-D

Anonymous said...

I AM FRIENDLY (^__^)_I LIKE AND LOVE EVERYTHING _(^__^)_ Oh I love to smiles and I loves to shared the words of Wisdom. So maybe I am all combined from 1-12 0n your list :)

Anonymous said...

Definitely 11 LMAO

Anonymous said...

2 and 9

Anonymous said...

I am # 7. I mind my own business, unless someone texts me.. <3 Ur site...

Anonymous said...

I am a #2 and I like it that way!

Anonymous said...

i'm # 9...lol

Anonymous said...

You forgot the comenter that coments on almost anything and everything.. That finds fault in quotes... that can't or don't comply to everyday life... that seem false.. in many situations. the one that likes alot. and willing talk about everything and anything.. and relizes that names are real people with real feelings.. and not just a name. and treats people like knew them in real life...

Anonymous said...

Love to share Lord givees so we can Give out

Anonymous said...

I'm # 2 & 9.

Anonymous said...

I'm a little bit of all of them ....LOl

Anonymous said...

The liker and love sharing

Anonymous said...

I'm not any actually......Lol

Anonymous said...

the collector

Anonymous said...

The Rooster

Dolores Wolford said...

I covered them all & ones you don't have listed.

Donna Ehlert said...

I guess, i would have to b the Gamer; cuz it's the only one that i do on the list......but i like to share my thoughts on feel good stuff 2 and i am a RAINBOW WORRIOR for the Mother Earth and all her wildlife creatures in and on it so where does that leave me? i like to send out things to my friends that help them in their situations be it insporational, spiritual(not necessarily god), or comforting, what ever i c that is adaquate for someone i know and their situation. so all in all it is all good!<3

Anonymous said...

This is completely stupid who is Facebook to judge anyone. I'm just one of many pray warriors here on Facebook.

Anonymous said...

the liker

Anonymous said...

I would have to say that I am a gamer predominately but I do give my thoughts and opinions where necessary. I do like a lot of things but I also post Things that touch my soul in some way or another. There are things that get posted that touch my heart in ways that no one will ever understand.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha I would be all 12if I could and had THE time to be

MARY said...

I'M THE LIKER AND GAMER BUT NOT ALL DAY LONG.

Anonymous said...

Am none of the above mentioned.just me,my sele and i.

Anonymous said...

am none of the above mentioned.just me,my self and i.

Butterfly63 said...
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normi edgar said...

I am # 's 1 , 6, 10, haha... and 12 mostly:)

Butterfly63 said...

Isn't that what Facebook is about and who care's...I'm all of the above!!! LOL!!! I am who I am and your approval isn't necessary.....

Anonymous said...

I think that most of us is a little bit of every one mentioned above.


Anonymous said...

Between the gamer and the likes

Anonymous said...

I'm just me, no one special but love to help people in their games!

Anonymous said...

HEYYY NUMBER 5 BEYYYY

Rene Crowder-La Chapelle said...

The news I guess I don't say much but if I do people who know me knows whats going on.

Rajendren Satheesh said...

me likes and post many motivation sayings. and whenever I get time posting j-lo photos

Taunya Curry said...

The Liker and The Thief

Anonymous said...

I guess I do a lol of them all lol

Anonymous said...

Never cross my mine

Anonymous said...

All of them at different times, but thatnks for a great post to share!

angel lafey said...

I am the Gamer, Thief, and Liker...While playing games or in between while waiting for more lives (LOL) I click "like" on other posts and I steal them to re-post...LOL! The story of my life. I normally don't post my personal business..but I do respond to someone else's statuses if it suits me LOL!

Anonymous said...

9, 11 and 12

Anonymous said...

what about the moms acting like teenagees on facebook dressing likea hoe and posting it to facebook and all her kids and kids friends are all over there mother...

Anonymous said...

u forgot the attention seekers...

Anonymous said...

The liker and the thief. I like this post so much I'm stealing it, LOL!!!. Uhm, seems I'm a hyena too.LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

None of them really!

Anonymous said...

None of those come close to me what is wrong with me!!!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I am only #12 I guess....I like to like and post religious thing's bc I love my lord and want to bring ppl to the lord...

Annelie said...

I'm a typical GAMER! :D But sumtimes I DO have sumthin' relevant to say too...

Anonymous said...

Im the kind of person tha tlikes to have fun enjoy life to the fullist

Anonymous said...

i think im a liker...

Anonymous said...

I am definitely #9,but I also love sharin most of the things that I like and occasionally I will comment on some of the things I share !!!

Anonymous said...

i guess im all the above mentioned,especially on boring days....hakakakak.

Anonymous said...

Number 5

Anonymous said...

Number 7

Anonymous said...

I play some games ... only a few now ... share posts ... and critical news events.
But I like and comment when needed.

Anonymous said...

I hate to say it but I am a 9 12 and sometimes a 3. Boy that make me feel like I need to start posting more of my own stuff. No on second thought no. see and I don't even want to use my name here.

Donna Francario said...

I guess I would say that I am number 3,5 and 9.

Anonymous said...

i think there should be a # 13.. The sharer. I like to share

Anonymous said...

#6

Anonymous said...

I am like anonymous who posted above me. I like to share stuff that I think is funny or inspirational. and some people tell me I post too much too. and i'm sure I get on their nerves. well, I mean it usually just to make someone smile or gain insight.

Anonymous said...

You forgot the Church Bell Ringers, AKA: Holy Rollers. But nothing wrong there, we could all use some inspiration n good words of wisdom.

Anonymous said...

None of them. I'm someone that just likes to post pretty things. or post with good advice. I try to make sure that if anyone is feeling alone... to make them know someone is there by a little comment and or a like.
Yes, I have a couple of times needed to get things out because my life didn't make sense.
But all in general... I just want to be treated just the way I treat others.
I do wish that people would take me serious some times... and maybe not ignore me like most do these days . I guess they think I have lost my mind? maybe I have. I'm just hurt and alone these days. I don't live in the state I grew up in. so I really need my friends sometimes... but they are not there for me anymore.

Anonymous said...

I would have to agree with Anonymous June 9 2013and @11:54 am

Anonymous said...

face book and all that put anything here people make comments bout addiction to face book and gaming what people say they judge sometimes and its true friends they don't even talk to every one that's on my list is there because I like to converse with them I deleted a lot of my friends as we call it why bother if they never have one thing to do with u I have 50 I had I think 107 some were deleted because I potty mouths or things that makes u sad etc. love face book I like being able to comment love people see you posted this why are we taking looks at what others do not sure guess its suppose to be funny you have a right too post so do I and all others honestly there's a lot of lonely people on face book guess a lot are retired nothing to do or maybe in a wheel chair etc. its all good suppose but if I was to say what I am the rooster like to make people feel good if possible other wise isn't that what face book is about Im a gamer to alone love my life resting now it was a busy happy life now its a restful peaceful life just saying good luck in ll you do and post

Jose Quinones said...

im not any I just play games and check my page every so often

Anonymous said...

I guess I'm #3 or 9.

Anonymous said...

Number 6 sounds like me and 9 as well ....

Anonymous said...

I am not on this list!

shannon Johnson said...

I like to share.and I do some times see a pic's or something on some one pages.I download or share.but it saids share..so I am not a theift..
And I do send people things to make them feel better..and I join groups that help Children.or surpost our men and women over seas..who fight for our country..and try to comfort those who have cancer or have some one who died..

Anonymous said...

I say all 12 in one form or another

Anonymous said...

Bits of all lol

Hirak Chhatbar said...

u told `share` otherwise m not `Thief`

Anonymous said...

Not any of those but you forgot the ones who give a full run down on cooking and their health problems etc and etc

jeskarabbit said...

I'm a Facebook Jedi Master!!!

Anonymous said...

None of them. I'm someone that just likes to post pretty things. or post with good advice. I try to make sure that if anyone is feeling alone... to make them know someone is there by a little comment and or a like.
Yes, I have a couple of times needed to get things out because my life didn't make sense.
But all in general... I just want to be treated just the way I treat others.
I do wish that people would take me serious some times... and maybe not ignore me like most do these days . I guess they think I have lost my mind? maybe I have. I'm just hurt and alone these days. I don't live in the state I grew up in. so I really need my friends sometimes... but they are not there for me anymore.

Julianna Hoffman Green said...

I guess we all are guilty of this one way or another but thats what Facebook is a social page. I am not all those things. But my facebook is private and only my friends are on , I do play games, I do laugh at post, or tags or my friends or families jokes on fb and in real life. I share a recipe page with people do share other recipes yes but I do ask first if I can use them or it says to share them. .Saying good Morning , Good Night , God Bless you or becareful or Happy Birthday I feel there is nothing wrong with. To make a comment about the news like today 19 firemen out of 20 passed away in Arizona that is tragic a lot of people on facebook may be able to pull together and help those families. Maybe we are crazy but face book is kind of a family in its own . Sure some people get carried away but in real life they do too. You can with anything . So put me in what ever catagory you wish but to me I can talk, to my friends from out of state, wish them a good day or what have you . . And you Have safe and pleasent day ...

Anonymous said...

lovely post..i share with my wall and made it as a picture with your logo and the link side..thanks for sharing

Anonymous said...

I am the liker and theif.

Glenda Koltko said...

I totally agree with Julianna Green. Well said lady!!!!


Anonymous said...

I'm a liker and the rooster

Anonymous said...

This would be me. If you know me, you don't have to ask about the opinion I posted, or which one of my kids or grandkids I posted. I do not seek friendships, I post open and if someone sends me a request to be their friend, I check their site and make a decision based on what I see there. Have made a lot of good friends, connected with many old ones. People can be very nice, they can be a mules behind as well. I get a tremendous amount of pleasure from face book and I hope I send the same out to others. There will always be a bad apple in the box, just scroll on over it. I am not easily offended, never enjoy offending, but if you kick my cat, can kick yours as well. Have a nice day and bless your little heart, southern by the grace of God!

Anonymous said...

Yep Im Julianna Green fan myself. WHAT SHE SAID.

Jill Kristin Nice said...

Non Lurker,may share or "Steal status updates"-if I like someones video stuff like that.Everything else that's me to. I love Random posts,I respect opinions and what others post.I don't de-friend or block anyone just cause they posted some cuss words,I appreciate the opportunity to meet people from all over the world. I am who I am and,I post what I want,sometimes I am online all night playing games or liking posts,I have empathy for anyone going thru a hard time.Respect what I post as I will give you the same respect.Wanna lol with me?

Anonymous said...

I am not all of them but some. I don't do drama, play. games, or steal . I ask first. I post my own status. I'm definitely not a rooster...

Anonymous said...

Im a little bit of all except the rooster and the theif. It depends on the right time and what is going on in my day or what I read that motivates how I respond. Some post dont deserve a comment and some should get a like plus. If anyone needs to vent , Oh well, if sharing food is what makes them feel good then , so be it. I play games until I find something interesting to comment on and love to debate with the stupid ones just to set em straight. If they will listen.

Norma Painter said...

If there was a like button, I'd click on it! I'm probably closest to #9 since there's not one for people who posts a ton of pictures!

Petrus van Overveld said...

i'm " the thief ", a internet Robin Hood <3

U.J, Kamar said...

I would have to add "The Speed Typer" who visits a number of pages where they bring up questions about controversial subjects, though they are more interested in creating controversy than actually reading your answer to the question they asked. They have no life and they are so busy typing something else, that they don't realize (or care) someone has answered their question five comments ago.

Cindy Elliott said...

I have been a little of each of these from one day to the next....I love FB and love my friends and those to whom I've never met.....

Anonymous said...

The gamer!

Anonymous said...

Well Enough said....lol what is face book and their employee's when they sit around thinking how to judge others or read their posts? Hummm. A job? Or a Thrill enfringing on the thoughts and concerns of others?....

Anonymous said...

I'm probably some of all of them and then some that are not there.i like to hit share and pass it on.

Anonymous said...

I am the liker to see what you are going to put on facebook

carmelosantiago27@gmail.com said...

Im # 9

Anonymous said...

I think there should be a #13 the TAGGER, who tags almost everyone on his posts.

Anonymous said...

I just like doing whatever I want to. I mean isn't Facebook a social network? If you don't like what I say, comment on,game I play or anything else I do , just delete me as your friend. I'M just here to keep my mind occupied and distract me from the constant mental and physical pain I'm in. I also enjoy looking at my friends pictures especially babies and children because I have 6 Grandkids of my own and what proud grandmother doesn't like showing off their grandchildren? Facebook also keeps me informed of friends and families in need of prayer. Love and God Bless you all <3

Anonymous said...

i'm almost each point... hehh...

Anonymous said...

well said Julianna Green!

Anonymous said...

Yep. I see a bit of myself in each category also.

Anonymous said...

I think there is a little bit of each in all of us, but who care,s its facebook it is not the be all,end all. It is a place for strangers to interact with each other, real friends are in real life up close and personal you can see there emotions, feel them look them in the eye touch them, have your highs and lows,drink together laugh,cry,fight, and make up and you have a sense of being. Facebook on the other hand is just a cold hard computer screen were you add a friend delete afriend at a touch of a button. . FC.

Anonymous said...

I post what I want, when I want, how I want, to whom I want. I like. I comment. I share. I do all of it.

Anonymous said...

You forgot "the philosopher" always posts inspirational quotes/scriptures

Anonymous said...

blah blah blah

Anonymous said...

If I have to be honest I would probably say Drama Queen, LOL

Anonymous said...

Im 90% percent of the top except being a drama guy

Anonymous said...

The Rooster :)

Anonymous said...

Do random things at random people :P

Jayne Miller said...

The Rooster!

Brenda Crenshaw said...

I guess the closest thing for me would be the liker,but I do post comments occasionally ! Thank you for sharing :)

sandra overall said...

And what are you, the Face Book critic?

Anonymous said...

I LIKE TO SEE MY FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK, I HAVE LOST TOUCH WITH SO MANY OF THEM, THIS IS MY WAY TO RECONNECT TO OLD AND NEW FRIENDS. IT"S JUST FUN TO SEE FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT NO LONGER LIVE WHERE DO, WE CAN SEND PICTURES AND CATCH UP WITH OUR LIVES.

Madison AwesomeGolden said...

Guess im the lurker..LOL

Madison AwesomeGolden said...

making me put another comment hmmm

cathy h said...

I'm a fb thief. Lurkere make me nuts.

Mélange said...

I'm a combination of 'Gamer' and one I'd add to the list, 'Sharer', the latter because I tend to re-post things that I find funny, informative, or inspiring. :)

Unknown said...

Similar to the lurker, except I occasionally post something once every few weeks. Only rarely on a very momentous occasion. I don't want to be the type of person who constantly posts about every single thing they do "I just walked out the door!" "I just wrote a note to myself!" "I just picked my nose!" Eugh

Anonymous said...

I know I've been or at least done a few of them...2,3,9,11, and 12.

Anonymous said...

I am the rooster, just not early AM, had to share this post like so many others,
great site, helps me to smile,

Anonymous said...

the liker

lisa said...

i play games & talk to who I can & see what going on. & joke around too

Catherine Blackshaw said...

One and two may be I like the games on facebook and I have good friends on facebook love them all joke around

Anonymous said...

I am all of them

Deepa Rai said...

I am Rooster, Drama Queen, The News and The Thief off course … lol