For as long as I live I will always be your parent first and
your friend second. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you,
drive you insane, be your worst nightmare and hunt you down like
a bloodhound when I have to, because I love you. When you
understand that, I will know you have become a responsible adult.
You will never find anyone else in your life who loves, prays,
cares and worries about you more than I do. If you don't
mutter under your breath "I hate you" at least once in your life,
I am not doing my job properly.