A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute and yelled to the passengers that they better jump, and he himself bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said “I’m a doctor, I save lives, so I must live,” and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, “I’m a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live.” He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, “My son, I’ve lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace.”
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, “Not to worry Father. The smartest man in the world just took off with my back pack.”
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LOVE IT FUNNY AS HELL
...never think you're better then others....fate is watching...!!!
LOVE IT! Nobody is better then anyone else.
Way Too Cute"Truly Love It,Sure Nuff Put A Smile On My Face!!!
nice one., :-*
I heard this in a lille more detail a long time ago & it was funnier
I thought it was funny
Ha, karma you arrogant ass...lol
Haha I so agree wit u. Karma kicked his smart ass bigtime hahaha
We all need these funny stories,each day a little laughter in our lives.
Karma always get's you back, what comes around is always returned nice one.
Ok Debbie Downer, I thought it was funny too.
LOL!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!
Who's gonna sue the airline now that the lawyer hit the pavement? Karma got them all
That was terrible ! hahaha .
Karma why couldn't one of them take the wee boy with them????
Trust the priest to be left alone with a small boy...
That was too funny!!!
Dats a lesson of life...trust me
Oldey but a goody. I remember this one from when the lawyer was Henry Kissinger and the kid was a hippie...about 30 years ago.
I LIKE IT
Sometimes the smartest are the ones being cheated...love this post - funny but with good lesson!
that's great,keep em comin.
dont you mean fait?
I really Like this! It's funny.
This is a story with a meaning. It just don't pay to be selfish.
Its spelled "F A T E "
Love this...tell me more!!!
I got a good laugh out of it for sure; especially since I worked as a legal secretary for 13 years & know all too well how most attorneys are way too full of themselves & think their crap don't stink.
I think d priest s d wisest f demm all nd d lawyr was just bad luckd.
Full Definition of FAIT
: a legal deed, writing, or fact
the development of events beyond a person's control, regarded as determined by a supernatural power.
"fate decided his course for him"
synonyms: destiny, providence, the stars, chance, luck, serendipity, fortune, kismet, karma
I love it , God does not like ugly...
Pretty sad you have to prove yourself to IDIOTS!!!!! Ridiculous... Oh wait did I spell it right???
KARMA is a BITCH!!!!!!!
Crazy, ha ha !!
it's a new slant on the best education helps to protect you Jim H.
so true, Karma
There's more pervs among us...don't judge a handful of priests on the whole of them...one day you might need a priest yourself and hopefully they don't turn up u C..T
What is even more Karma this is an old englishman, scotsman and irishman joke just changed to a doctor, lawer and priest and you people go on about how great it is and its karma lmao
Why didn't the doctor have any consequence?
this certainly put a smile on my face lol
I think this little debate here was more funny than the joke!!! I'm cracking up over here! Lmbo!!!
OMG You guys craked me up with your posts than the jokes.
Just a correction to your spellings ...Your Fate does not spell F A TE or F A I T...It is spell F A I T H with an H. ...Go to Dictionary.com...:P
HA HA DOMASTRANT
May be he trying to say here instead of "FATE" "FORTUNATE"
So..anonymous Sept 16th 10:44p.m. How do we all know that you are an Attny? Things that make u go hmmmm Lol
There are always stories like this. One story I like o share.
A Surgeon sent his car to the workshop for engine repair. The mechanic asked the surgeon what he what is his job. The surgeon told the mechanic that he is surgeon. The mechanic started to grumble and grumble saying that surgeons are very well paid but he as a mechanic who labors daily to repair cars and get mush less. "I remove the engine block, take out the pistons, the timing belt, blah, blah" the mechanic rants away much to the annoyance of the surgeon. When the mechanic stops talking, the surgeon tells him "try doing all that with the engine running"
Lol i love this, i feel smarter now but, fyi, fate is the correct spelling and the correct word. Faith does not apply here.
Couldn't agree more. Your little debate is funnier than the story. And yeah baby, its FATE.
Love your story!
What goes around comes around!
no bdy can escapes 4m his fate,its jst matter of tym
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