Monday, December 2, 2013

The 70th Birthday Story ~ Hillarious


An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..
When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" 


The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. 

She insisted on speaking to the Manager. 

The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and you could have." 

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here." "But I didn't go to any of those shows.." "Well, we have them, and you could have." 

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, 
"But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his 
standard response. 

After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. 

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. 
"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me." 

"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

42 comments:

Carlitta Holder said...

that was cute, i can't wait to tell this joke to Mrs. B LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Love it the fact that an old lady gets one over on the manager!!!

Anonymous said...

What goes around, comes around>>>.

Anonymous said...

Older and Wiser

Anonymous said...

That reminds me of an old fella deer hunting with us one time shot a deer and someone ask him tobe the deer have any horns and his reply was son it could have don't really know

Anonymous said...

I thought this was out of this world funny

Anonymous said...

That's the best laugh I've had all week, nice one :)

Anonymous said...

Good one!!

Anonymous said...

a very good one

Anonymous said...

Funny!

Cliff R said...

Quick thinking will always work. I like the logic behind this, and we could adopt this theory many things in Life. Imagine, Husband and Wife in the Divorce Courts. Judge asks wife on what grounds she wants a Divorce, well your Honour my Husband never made Love to me. Husband stands up, Your Honour I object, It was always attached to me, she could have used it, as it is on call 24 Hours A Day.

Krishna Kumar said...

Poor manager taken aback.Manager here refers to Almighty Creator.

Sue Ann said...

LOLOLOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Gotta love it!

Anonymous said...

I love it.

Christopher Chukwunyere said...

lovely

Anonymous said...

funny& wiser!!

Anonymous said...

Good one lol

Anonymous said...

Haha that's great

Anonymous said...

good one,senior moment;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Anonymous said...

I wanna do the old lady!! I would so pay the 200 just to have sex with that old lady. I would do her right in the butthole.

Anonymous said...

love wat the old lady did thats a great one

Anonymous said...

NEVER MESS WITH SENIOR CITIZENS

Anonymous said...

good one..... give them back as good as it's given

Anonymous said...

hahaha! Nice one

Anonymous said...

Now that was funny .......

dana poston said...

Very cute!

Anonymous said...

I suppose it would be rude to mention that bill engval did this joke about 7 years ago

Jyoti Jatolia said...

hilarious.......=D

Anonymous said...

Thats a stupid reply...

Anonymous said...

Wwhy would you take good humor and turn it into something sick...pervert!!!!

Anonymous said...

Great n fast thinking will get u almost out of all troubles,great 1 love it

Anonymous said...

Honor begot honor, try to respect "yaself"

Anonymous said...

Maybe this will teach some that old people are quick witted, too! I loved this one, best I have read in a long time!!!!!

Anonymous said...

of course it would be ... even worse that you knew it when you wrote this, Smile, laugh again if you can.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE IT

Anonymous said...

I think that is awful what that person said i was taught to respect your elders and that other person was right you are a pervert.....

Anonymous said...

Nice. Nice. I love it. Smile awhile.

Anonymous said...

Lol,so funny!

Anonymous said...

TELL THAT MANAGER OLD TIMER!!! :)

Anonymous said...

Hilarious

Anonymous said...

That is one witty 70 year old . She sure put that manager in his place . Good on you Mrs .