Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Don't Mess With Senior Citizens.

A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..


When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" 
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. 

She insisted on speaking to the Manager. 

The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and you could have." 

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here." 
"But I didn't go to any of those shows.." She Pleaded.

"Well, we have them, and you could have." was the reply.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, 
"But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his 
standard response. 

After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. 

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. 
"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me." 

"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

If this made you laugh, please share it with your family and friends :)

104 comments:

  1. very cute to read,especially at this time of night......its a late hour and I really need to get to sleep.........made me laugh.

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    1. That was very funny! I really enjoyed the laugh.

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    2. Thanks for sharing! That's really uplifting and lovely...

      People sometimes spent their days in a futile search for something else and had neglected to enjoy life. And yet it's not that hard to get. One of the blessings of growing older is that we don't have to work so hard for wisdom, if we don't take ourselves quite so seriously.

      If we can maintain a modest posture as we move into our sixties and seventies and eighties, there may well prove to be a unique role we can play in society. People sometimes like to consult older heads they can safely trust before they make an important move, if they think we have some background experience relevant to their problem.

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    3. Very well said!!!!

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    1. I loved it to got a good laugh, needed it!!!!

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  3. Now that was funny right there! Worth the Time to read the sign!

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  4. Hilarious, I needed a good laugh at this time of night. I just had to send it to my family.LOL I'm nearly 70...

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  5. Hilarious, I needed a good laugh at this time of night. I just had to send it to my family.LOL I'm nearly 70...

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  6. Its so hilarious .Hahahaha . I wanted 2 share with my friends but it wont look decent as I too am following in seniors category .

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  7. That's right #NEVER mess with a #SeniorCitizen, we're too smart for any #BullShit.....especially by #IDIOTS

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  8. IT WAS CUTE , FUNNY , AND SMART !! A LITTLE TOO LONG THOUGH ..... :)

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  9. Absolutely brilliant, love it.

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  10. Very funny, especially since I can think of a few ladies who would be about that bold.

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  11. I'm 82 and at this age I really need to LAUGH! That did it!

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  12. I heard it was a man and wife. When he was to pay $250 she came to rescue him and said to the manager: He will pay nothing for my price is $250 and I was there but you didn't sleep with me!!
    Bless you.

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  13. I really enjoyed the story and kinda of cute it would of been my dads 70rip

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  14. There's through nothing like a cool old lady

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  15. this is a classic response that proves the gathering of sharp wit over the years

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  16. Luv It (That Was a Wise&Funny RETURN RESPONSE TO MNGR)!!! LMAO

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  17. Good to know, now I've something to look forward to for #55 next year 👙

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  18. Like it! Cheered me up no end after a pressurised day at work.

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  19. Like it! Cheered me up no end after a pressurised day at work.

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  20. It sure made me laugh it was so cute and hilarious. This lady was pretty smart.

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  21. It sure made me laugh it was so cute and hilarious. This lady was pretty smart.

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  22. hahaha....smart woman

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  23. Nothing wrong with her brain

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  24. VERY INTELLIGENT & SMART WOMAN, I LOVE THAT.

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  25. Brilliantly naughty old lady.

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  26. That's what a good response for missing up with a Senior Citizens.

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  27. Hahaha! Made me realize that the more you go up the ladder of your senior years the more you become more smarter especially when you're take care of your health and just enjoy your senior years to the fullest..

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  28. nice logic.. the manager doesn't realize what it mean.. lol

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  29. Clever!
    We "old" broads ain't so dumb! ����

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  30. Too funny. Made me laugh, which I really needed. Thanks

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  31. I needed a good deep down tummy laugh, I'm 90 and this little lady did exactly what I would have done - she stood her ground and gave a big whollup to the manager !!!!

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  32. Sent this to my daughter who turned 23 years old today. Just to give her a heads us and let her know what she has in store in roughly 50 years. LOL!

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  33. I admire the brave and smart old lady for her response on this case.

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  34. Thank God I am a Smart Sr. the Lady at the hotel is clever & smart. So, young people learn from us Seniors. She responded base on the reasons the Mgr. to collect payment for the unused services they had,& she she didn't ask for & didn't know it was there.So, if you go to expensive hotels don't pay! Reason out your right. You don't use!Don't pay!!!!

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  35. A classic intellectual art of tormenting your tormentor

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  38. It is so funny you got to see it8

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  39. Very funny indeed. lol

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  41. This is funny! This is one spunky old woman! I like it!

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  42. Life is so short nothing like laughter in ones life, I wonder if that would work for me if I tried that LOL

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  43. She outsmarted the manager so cleverly, ha ha ha!

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  44. I found this hilarious! I am 74 years old and can picture the whole scene at the check- out desk with the Manager.It immediately made me think of my mother who lived to be over a 100 years old, haha! She still had all her wits, a sharp mind, and a great sense of humor. That response was exactly what she would have said to the manager I am positive. Thank you for making my day, and my husband's also!

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  45. Well done granny well done.

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  46. It's really fun, BUT if you sleep in a hotel you check out the price first, you pick the rate that fits your needs and if it's too expensive for you, or you don't need all the stuff they offer, YOU GO ELSEWHERE! They offer these entertainments and they have bills to pay and staff to pay. DON'T BE A STINGY OLD C*UNT and stay somewhere you consider overpriced. Nobody forced you to stay in a fancy hotel

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  47. First of all I am way into my 70's and look nowhere like the drawing. And even though I found the story amusing it didn't hit home because of my practical mind. She knew she way staying at a luxury hotel and being worldly wise as one is at that age would have known what the cost was and what its amenities were such as a provided breakfast, and she would have been told about it when she checked in.

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  49. Oh My that was funny!! Thanks for sharing. I love to laugh.

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  50. This almost 70yo would have checked the room price before booking! She was a silly old woman... but witty when needed...

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  61. That's correct ok the manager had his rules and you had your goI agree with you.

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  62. She outsmarted the manager.
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    I am Michelle from San Francisco. i want to testify about powerful Dr keke Odin for saving my relationship.I must be one of the few who don’t have a trouble showing and telling someone how grateful I am for making my relationship a melodious and smooth relationship. I have been trying to be more positive about my relationship with my boyfriend, it seems like it has taken forever. Another lady took my Fiancee away from me and they both relocated. i cried and searched for him to come back but he refused to take my calls nor return my messages. My friend introduced me to a powerful spell caster called Dr Keke Odin who helped me cast a very powerful love spell that brought back my Fiancee in 24 hours. i was amazed and surprised when my fiancee called to beg me for forgiveness all because of the powerful love spell of Dr Keke Odin. dont fail to Contact Dr Keke through the following means if you have any Marrital or Relationship problem. his contact information are

    Email: greatkekespelltemple@gmail.com

    Mobile Number: +1 386-336-9876

    website: http://greatkekespelltemple01.webs.com


    HOW TO GET YOUR EX BACK WITHOUT PANIC
    I am Michelle from San Francisco. i want to testify about powerful Dr keke Odin for saving my relationship.I must be one of the few who don’t have a trouble showing and telling someone how grateful I am for making my relationship a melodious and smooth relationship. I have been trying to be more positive about my relationship with my boyfriend, it seems like it has taken forever. Another lady took my Fiancee away from me and they both relocated. i cried and searched for him to come back but he refused to take my calls nor return my messages. My friend introduced me to a powerful spell caster called Dr Keke Odin who helped me cast a very powerful love spell that brought back my Fiancee in 24 hours. i was amazed and surprised when my fiancee called to beg me for forgiveness all because of the powerful love spell of Dr Keke Odin. dont fail to Contact Dr Keke through the following means if you have any Marrital or Relationship problem. his contact information are

    Email: greatkekespelltemple@gmail.com

    Mobile Number: +1 386-336-9876

    website: http://greatkekespelltemple01.webs.com

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  67. There's a gotcha!!

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  68. Good news. my testimony is about the powerful spell caster called Dr babaoda who helped me to restored me to bring back my wife after she saw me hugging a lady, and she took it hard that i am having affair with the lady and she left home. i tried all my best to get her back but all to no avail. and it so frustrating but i head on getting back no matter what. did all i could but i was still couldn't until i saw a so much comment on how Dr babaoda has restored Ex back and many broken home. i mail him and he told me to relax that my wife will come back to me after he has cast the love spell in 48hours. my wife will call and first apologize and then come back home and apologize again. so i gave in and he did the spell and after 48hours my wife did as he has said. today my family is back as an happy family. All to Dr babaoda. Email him:babaodanigo@outlook.com

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  69. This was hilarious. The manager deserved it though. The saying, " what goes around, comes around". I'm glad she got the arrogant A back the way she did.

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  70. Part of the story is missing:
    The manager called the police and the old hag was ordered to pay up or else. Guess what happened next?

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  71. After being in relationship with Wilson for seven years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that don't believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I meant a spell caster called Dr AKHERE and I email him, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the fake ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email: AKHERETEMPLE@gmail.com
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  72. Is a great thing to announce to the general public for I have been saved and redeemed by winning a powerball lottery with a spell and a winning number from dr.oyalospellhome@hotmail.com or doctoroyalospellhome@gmail.com I heard he has helped lot of people until he helped me this month to win my first $533M from mega million lottery. You too can try for your self today is just a spell and a winning number. His call/WhatsApp +2348169340571. This just a beginning I will win 🏆 more.
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  73. This is the website I read about Doctor Ilekhojie and contacted him to help me get my ex boyfriend back to marry me during the month of May this year and I have come back here to post about him. Doctor Ilekhojie will help you solve your problem no matter what you are going through. Posting about a spell caster is very strange to me because I never believed i will be able to say that I was helped by a spell caster in bringing my ex boyfriend back to me after 3 years of no contact. I read about Doctor Ilekhojie from other websites and contacted him to help me and in less than 48 hours my ex boyfriend called me and I was happy that he wants to get back to me. We met on Friday and he proposed to me,... It was the most beautiful ring. Please everyone out here, Contact Doctor Ilekhojie to solve your problem for you and make you happy with your relationship that is hurting you. Love is the best feeling ever experienced. Email him at gethelp05@gmail.com or directly on whats App him +2348147400259

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  74. How i get my Ex back with the help of D.r ekpen spell caster, I and my husband got married for more than 11 years and have gotten two kids. thing were going well with us and we are always happy. until one day my husband started to behave in a way i could not understand, i was very confused by the way he treat me and the kids. later that month he did not come home again and he called me that he want a divorce, i asked him what have i done wrong to deserve this from him, all he was saying is that he want a divorce that he hate me and do not want to see me again in his life, i was mad and also frustrated do not know what to do,i was sick for more than 2 weeks because of the divorce. i love him so much he was my everything to me without him my life is incomplete. i told my sister and she told me to contact a spell caster, i never believe in all this spell casting of a thing. i just want to try if something will come out of it. i contacted Dr Iyaryi for the return of my husband to me, they told me that my husband have been taken by another woman, that she cast a spell on him that is why he hate me and also want us to divorce. then they told me that they have to cast a spell on him that will make him return to me and the kids, He cast the spell and after 1 week my husband called me and he told me that i should forgive him, he started to apologise on phone and said that he still love me that he did not know what happen to him that he left me. it was the spell that he D.r ekpeni cast on him that make him come back to me today,me and my family are now happy again today. thank you D.r ekpeni for what you have done for me i would have been nothing today if not for your great spell. i want you my friends who are passing through all this kind of love problem of getting back their husband, wife , or ex boyfriend and girlfriend to contact D.r ekpeni ,if you need his help you can contact him through his private mail:  doctorekpen212@gmail.com or add up whatsapp +2348102454875 aiso have cure to all kinds of diseases.

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  75. HOW I GOT MY EX HUSBAND BACK WITH THE HELP OF REAL AND EFFECTIVE SPELL FROM DR Osasu My name is Olivia Jayden, I never thought I will smile again, My husband left me with two kids for one year, All effort to bring him back failed I thought I'm not going to see him again not until I met a lady called Jesse who told me about a spell caster called Dr. Osasu , She gave me his email address and mobile number and I contacted him and he assured me that within 48hours my husband will come back to me, In less than 48hours my husband came back started begging for forgiveness saying it is the devils work, so I'm still surprise till now about this miracle,i couldn't conceive but as soon as the spell was cast,i became pregnant and gave birth to my third child,if you need any assistance from him you can contact him via:email: drosasu25@gmail.com Or WhatsApp or call him now:
    +2347064365391 . Dr.Osasu also cures: 1. HIV / AIDS 2. HERPES 1/2 3. CANCER 4. ALS (Lou Gehrig’s disease) 5. Hepatitis B

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  76. I have never seen anything that has worked so effective like Chief Dr Lucky spell that was able to bring my lover back to me within 48 hours. I run into luck on that beautiful day that i found Chief Dr Lucky contact details on an article that someone wrote about Chief Dr Lucky i had no choice that to contact and trust him. Chief Dr Lucky shocked me because i was not expecting to get a positive result as fast as that because the way my boyfriend left me was terrible, he lift me for my friend and i was told by Chief Dr Lucky that she used a black magic spell on him. Since the return of my lover i have made a promise that i will write out Chief Dr Luck on the internet and his contact details are +2348132777335 and via email: Chiefdrlucky@gmail.com . His website: http://chiefdrluckysolutionhome.website2.me/

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  77. I have been suffering from (HERPES SIMPLEX VIRUS) disease for the past four years and had constant pain. During the first year, I had faith in God that i would be healed someday.This disease started circulating all over my body and i have been taking treatment from my doctor, few weeks ago i came on search on the internet if i could get any information concerning the prevention of this disease, on my search i saw a testimony of someone who has been healed from Herpes Simplex Virus by this by Dr voodoo and she also gave the email address of this man and advise anyone to contact him for any kind of problem that he would be of help, so i wrote to Dr voodoo telling him about my (Herpes Virus) he told me not to worry that i was going to be cured!! Though i never believed it,, well after all the procedures and remedy given to me by this man few weeks later i started experiencing changes all over me as the Dr voodoo assured me, after some time i went to my doctor for test and it confirmed that i have be finally healed behold it was TRUE, So friends if anyone have such problem and need help contact Dr voodoo on his email: voodoospelltemple66@gmail.com Add Dr voodoo on whatsApp +2348140120719

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  78. I was diagnosed as HEPATITIS B carrier in 2013 with fibrosis of the
    liver already present. I started on antiviral medications which
    reduced the viral load initially. After a couple of years the virus
    became resistant. I started on HEPATITIS B Herbal treatment from
    ULTIMATE LIFE CLINIC (www.ultimatelifeclinic.com) in March, 2020. Their
    treatment totally reversed the virus. I did another blood test after
    the 6 months long treatment and tested negative to the virus. Amazing
    treatment! This treatment is a breakthrough for all HBV carriers.

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  79. this is real take it serious, who will believe that a herb can cure ten
    years HIV in my body, i never believe that this will work i have spend a
    lot when getting drugs from the hospital to keep me healthy, what i was
    waiting for is death because i was broke, one day i hard about this great
    man who is well know of HIV and cancer cure, i decided to email him,
    unknowingly to me that this will be the end of the HIV aids in my body, he
    prepare the herb for me, and give me instruction on how to take it, at the
    end of the two week, he told me to go to the hospital for a check up, and i
    went, surprisingly after the test the doctor confirm me negative, i thought
    it was a joke, i went to other hospital was also negative, then i took my
    friend who was also HIV positive to the Dr voodoo after the treatment she
    was also confirm negative . He also have the herb to cure cancer please i
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    is a great man. the government is also interested in this Dr voodoo
    thank you for saving my life, and I promise I will always testify
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