A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute and yelled to the passengers that they better jump, and he himself bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said “I’m a doctor, I save lives, so I must live,” and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, “I’m a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live.” He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, “My son, I’ve lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace.”
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, “Not to worry Father. The smartest man in the world just took off with my back pack.”
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LOVE IT FUNNY AS HELL
ReplyDelete...never think you're better then others....fate is watching...!!!
ReplyDeletedont you mean fait?
DeleteIts spelled "F A T E "
Deletefait
Deletenoun \ˈfāt\
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Full Definition of FAIT
: a legal deed, writing, or fact
fate
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noun
1.
the development of events beyond a person's control, regarded as determined by a supernatural power.
"fate decided his course for him"
synonyms: destiny, providence, the stars, chance, luck, serendipity, fortune, kismet, karma
Pretty sad you have to prove yourself to IDIOTS!!!!! Ridiculous... Oh wait did I spell it right???
DeleteI think this little debate here was more funny than the joke!!! I'm cracking up over here! Lmbo!!!
DeleteOMG You guys craked me up with your posts than the jokes.
DeleteJust a correction to your spellings ...Your Fate does not spell F A TE or F A I T...It is spell F A I T H with an H. ...Go to Dictionary.com...:P
May be he trying to say here instead of "FATE" "FORTUNATE"
DeleteLol i love this, i feel smarter now but, fyi, fate is the correct spelling and the correct word. Faith does not apply here.
DeleteLOVE IT! Nobody is better then anyone else.
ReplyDeleteWay Too Cute"Truly Love It,Sure Nuff Put A Smile On My Face!!!
ReplyDeletenice one., :-*
ReplyDeleteI heard this in a lille more detail a long time ago & it was funnier
ReplyDeleteI thought it was funny
DeleteOk Debbie Downer, I thought it was funny too.
DeleteThat was too funny!!!
Deletethat's great,keep em comin.
DeleteI love it , God does not like ugly...
DeleteHa, karma you arrogant ass...lol
ReplyDeleteHaha I so agree wit u. Karma kicked his smart ass bigtime hahaha
DeleteWe all need these funny stories,each day a little laughter in our lives.
ReplyDeleteKarma always get's you back, what comes around is always returned nice one.
ReplyDeleteso true, Karma
DeleteKARMA!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!
ReplyDeleteWho's gonna sue the airline now that the lawyer hit the pavement? Karma got them all
ReplyDeleteThat was terrible ! hahaha .
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Karma why couldn't one of them take the wee boy with them????
ReplyDeleteTrust the priest to be left alone with a small boy...
ReplyDeleteThere's more pervs among us...don't judge a handful of priests on the whole of them...one day you might need a priest yourself and hopefully they don't turn up u C..T
DeleteDats a lesson of life...trust me
ReplyDeleteOldey but a goody. I remember this one from when the lawyer was Henry Kissinger and the kid was a hippie...about 30 years ago.
ReplyDeleteI LIKE IT
ReplyDeleteI really Like this! It's funny.
DeleteSometimes the smartest are the ones being cheated...love this post - funny but with good lesson!
ReplyDeleteThis is a story with a meaning. It just don't pay to be selfish.
ReplyDeleteToo cute!!
ReplyDeleteLove this...tell me more!!!
ReplyDeleteI got a good laugh out of it for sure; especially since I worked as a legal secretary for 13 years & know all too well how most attorneys are way too full of themselves & think their crap don't stink.
ReplyDeleteI think d priest s d wisest f demm all nd d lawyr was just bad luckd.
ReplyDeleteWhat?
DeleteKARMA is a BITCH!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCrazy, ha ha !!
ReplyDeleteit's a new slant on the best education helps to protect you Jim H.
ReplyDeleteWhat is even more Karma this is an old englishman, scotsman and irishman joke just changed to a doctor, lawer and priest and you people go on about how great it is and its karma lmao
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't the doctor have any consequence?
ReplyDeletethis certainly put a smile on my face lol
ReplyDeleteHA HA DOMASTRANT
ReplyDeleteSo..anonymous Sept 16th 10:44p.m. How do we all know that you are an Attny? Things that make u go hmmmm Lol
ReplyDeleteThere are always stories like this. One story I like o share.
ReplyDeleteA Surgeon sent his car to the workshop for engine repair. The mechanic asked the surgeon what he what is his job. The surgeon told the mechanic that he is surgeon. The mechanic started to grumble and grumble saying that surgeons are very well paid but he as a mechanic who labors daily to repair cars and get mush less. "I remove the engine block, take out the pistons, the timing belt, blah, blah" the mechanic rants away much to the annoyance of the surgeon. When the mechanic stops talking, the surgeon tells him "try doing all that with the engine running"
Love your story!
DeleteCouldn't agree more. Your little debate is funnier than the story. And yeah baby, its FATE.
ReplyDeleteWhat goes around comes around!
ReplyDeleteno bdy can escapes 4m his fate,its jst matter of tym
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