Wednesday, March 1, 2017

The Different Types Of People On Facebook


TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK:

Below are the 12 categories of people on Facebook.
Just a little bit of fun between you and your friends. Enjoy.

1) The "Rooster" – Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" every day !!

2) The "Lurker" – Never posts or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they see you in public.

3) The "Hyena" – Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.

4) "Mr/Ms Popular" – Has 4,367 friends for NO reason

5) The "Gamer" – Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes
virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY

6) The "Cynic" – Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the sombre tone in ALL of their status updates.

7) The "Collector" – Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.

8) The "Promoter" – Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.

9) The "Liker" – Never actually says anything, but always clicks the "like" button

10) "Drama Queen/ King" – This person always posts stuff like "Ican't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong but then they never finish telling the story.

11) The "News" – Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary, and Lastly

12) The "Thief" – Steals status updates... and will probably steal yours every chance they get....

7 comments:

Cynthia Mitchell said...

The "cynic" --- fits me best I'm sure you already know.. and the reason why "I'm crushed over the "collector lurkin" guy

Unknown said...

I thibk i am the "Hyena..i post alot if lol's..but i occasionally post pics and comments..so i guess i am more thia than anything else. .

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Anonymous said...

Funny&true

Anonymous said...

I'm the "Rooster" ... It's how I get my day started by inspiring others with my daily words of wisdom ... I'm Loving It �� Signed, Lovely Lin