Tuesday, February 2, 2016

The Wisdom Our Parents Taught Us

The Wisdom Our Parents Taught Us.

Here are some of the famous phrases our parents used to tell us that I guarantee we have passed on to our children...

1. My parents taught me about WAR.
"Your room looks like a bomb hit it."

2. My Parents taught me about RELIGION.
"You better pray that comes out of the carpet."

3. My parents taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you speak to me like that again,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

4. My parents taught me about SILENCE.
"Shut up and eat!."

5. My Parents taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, I can take you out."

6. My parents taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in the world
who don't have wonderful parents like you."

7. My parents taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home."

8. My parents taught me about ENERGY CONSERVATION.
"Shut that door... You weren't born in a barn?"

9. My parents taught me about JUSTICE.
"When you have kids... I hope they turn out just like you!"

10. My parents taught me about LOGIC.
"Because I said so, That's why."

11. My parents taught me about WASTE.
"You'll sit there until your plate is empty."

12. My parents taught me about IRONY.
"If you keep crying. I'll give you something to cry for."

13. My parents taught me about ENERGY CONSERVATION
"Turn the lights off, we don't live in Blackpool!

How many more could you add???

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Roger.L said...

Every one a GEM

Dragonfly said...

I remember these....

Dragonfly said...

I remember these....

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