Monday, September 16, 2013

The Smartest Man In The World..!

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute and yelled to the passengers that they better jump, and he himself bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said “I’m a doctor, I save lives, so I must live,” and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, “I’m a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live.” He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, “My son, I’ve lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace.”
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, “Not to worry Father. The smartest man in the world just took off with my back pack.”
Share with your friends if this made you smile :-)

57 comments:

valarie rose said...

LOVE IT FUNNY AS HELL

Anonymous said...

...never think you're better then others....fate is watching...!!!

Anonymous said...

LOVE IT! Nobody is better then anyone else.

Natalie Llamas Jones said...

Way Too Cute"Truly Love It,Sure Nuff Put A Smile On My Face!!!

Anonymous said...

nice one., :-*

Anonymous said...

I heard this in a lille more detail a long time ago & it was funnier

Anonymous said...

Cute

Anonymous said...

I thought it was funny

Anonymous said...

Ha, karma you arrogant ass...lol

Anonymous said...

Haha I so agree wit u. Karma kicked his smart ass bigtime hahaha

Anonymous said...

We all need these funny stories,each day a little laughter in our lives.

Anonymous said...

Karma always get's you back, what comes around is always returned nice one.

Anonymous said...

Ok Debbie Downer, I thought it was funny too.

Anonymous said...

KARMA!!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!

Anonymous said...

Who's gonna sue the airline now that the lawyer hit the pavement? Karma got them all

Waka Wilson (Buxy) said...

That was terrible ! hahaha .
4

Anonymous said...

Karma why couldn't one of them take the wee boy with them????

dave said...

Trust the priest to be left alone with a small boy...

Anonymous said...

That was too funny!!!

Anonymous said...

Dats a lesson of life...trust me

Anonymous said...

Oldey but a goody. I remember this one from when the lawyer was Henry Kissinger and the kid was a hippie...about 30 years ago.

Anonymous said...

I LIKE IT

Anonymous said...

Sometimes the smartest are the ones being cheated...love this post - funny but with good lesson!

Anonymous said...

that's great,keep em comin.


Dave van loock said...

dont you mean fait?

Anonymous said...

I really Like this! It's funny.

Anonymous said...

This is a story with a meaning. It just don't pay to be selfish.

Anonymous said...

Its spelled "F A T E "

Anonymous said...

Too cute!!

Anonymous said...

Love this...tell me more!!!

Anonymous said...

I got a good laugh out of it for sure; especially since I worked as a legal secretary for 13 years & know all too well how most attorneys are way too full of themselves & think their crap don't stink.

Mahi Ina said...

I think d priest s d wisest f demm all nd d lawyr was just bad luckd.

Anonymous said...

fait
noun \ˈfāt\
-s
Full Definition of FAIT
: a legal deed, writing, or fact

Kristina Carlson said...

fate
fāt/Submit
noun
1.
the development of events beyond a person's control, regarded as determined by a supernatural power.
"fate decided his course for him"
synonyms: destiny, providence, the stars, chance, luck, serendipity, fortune, kismet, karma

Anonymous said...

I love it , God does not like ugly...

Anonymous said...

Pretty sad you have to prove yourself to IDIOTS!!!!! Ridiculous... Oh wait did I spell it right???

Anonymous said...

KARMA is a BITCH!!!!!!!

Mulenga Chanda said...

Crazy, ha ha !!

Anonymous said...

it's a new slant on the best education helps to protect you Jim H.

Anonymous said...

so true, Karma

Anonymous said...

There's more pervs among us...don't judge a handful of priests on the whole of them...one day you might need a priest yourself and hopefully they don't turn up u C..T

Anonymous said...

What is even more Karma this is an old englishman, scotsman and irishman joke just changed to a doctor, lawer and priest and you people go on about how great it is and its karma lmao

Anonymous said...

Why didn't the doctor have any consequence?

Anonymous said...

this certainly put a smile on my face lol

Anonymous said...

What?

Anonymous said...

I think this little debate here was more funny than the joke!!! I'm cracking up over here! Lmbo!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG You guys craked me up with your posts than the jokes.

Just a correction to your spellings ...Your Fate does not spell F A TE or F A I T...It is spell F A I T H with an H. ...Go to Dictionary.com...:P

Jo-Anne Plaatjies said...

HA HA DOMASTRANT

Anonymous said...

May be he trying to say here instead of "FATE" "FORTUNATE"

Anonymous said...

So..anonymous Sept 16th 10:44p.m. How do we all know that you are an Attny? Things that make u go hmmmm Lol

Anonymous said...

There are always stories like this. One story I like o share.
A Surgeon sent his car to the workshop for engine repair. The mechanic asked the surgeon what he what is his job. The surgeon told the mechanic that he is surgeon. The mechanic started to grumble and grumble saying that surgeons are very well paid but he as a mechanic who labors daily to repair cars and get mush less. "I remove the engine block, take out the pistons, the timing belt, blah, blah" the mechanic rants away much to the annoyance of the surgeon. When the mechanic stops talking, the surgeon tells him "try doing all that with the engine running"

Anonymous said...

Lol i love this, i feel smarter now but, fyi, fate is the correct spelling and the correct word. Faith does not apply here.

Anonymous said...

Couldn't agree more. Your little debate is funnier than the story. And yeah baby, its FATE.

Davina Hader said...

Love your story!

Davina Hader said...

What goes around comes around!

Palash Mondal said...

no bdy can escapes 4m his fate,its jst matter of tym