Tuesday, February 2, 2016

The Wisdom Our Parents Taught Us

The Wisdom Our Parents Taught Us.

Here are some of the famous phrases our parents used to tell us that I guarantee we have passed on to our children...

1. My parents taught me about WAR.
"Your room looks like a bomb hit it."

Never Mess With Senior Citizens!

A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..

When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"